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WIFE’S POEM*

Husband hamara aisa ho

Pocket me jiske paisa ho

Lambi jiski height ho,

Par Gussa Uska Light ho

Jab saas se meri Fight ho

Kahe Jaanu Tum hi right ho…

Bewi shohar say

Bewi: App qurbani ka janwar laoo gaye?

Shohar: Begum mujhe he zibba kar lo

Bewi: Gadhay ki siruf kamai hilal hai

Qurbani nahi..:P:P

Har Mard ki biwi iss k liye heeray ki tarah hai

Jab k dosri auratain iss k liye lohaa

Tu pher wo shakhs kesay aqalmand ho sakta hai

jo heeray ko chord kar lohaay k peche bhagay..:)

Husband texts to wife on cell..

“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”

Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”

Husband: “Bloody English Language!

Wife (on phone) – Suniye ji,

window khul nahi rahi hai.

Husband- Aisa karo thoda tel

garam kar ke us par daal do.

Wife- Kya usse wondow khul

jayegi ?

Husband- ha, Try to karo.

After 15 mins , husband calls

wife.

Husband- Tumne try kiya ??

Wife- Haan kiya,

par ab to computer hi band ho

gaya..:P:P

Agar Husband Apni Wife k Liye

Car ka Drwaza

Kholy,

To…

Samajh Jao k…

,

,

,

ya

Car Nayi Hai,

Ya

Wife Nayi Hai,

Ya

Wife “Nahi” hay..:P:P

WIFE’S POEM*

Husband hamara aisa ho

Pocket me jiske paisa ho

Lambi jiski height ho,

Par Gussa Uska Light ho

Jab saas se meri Fight ho

Kahe Jaanu Tum hi right ho…!

Husband: Mai Tumein TalaQ De kr

Dosri Shadi Kr0nga B.v: Mgr Q? Husband:

Imran Khan Ne Kaha Ke Khush

Haali K Lye Tabdili Zarori Hai.!

~*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*~

Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 larki ne Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?

Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,

Main pehle hi Pareshan hun ke woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

PAKISTAN BHR KI AURTO KA AITEMAD ARIEL Mere husbnd ko khane ki bilkul tameez ni Janwaro ki tara khana, phr hath b shirt se saaf kr lena. Unki 1 hi shirt ha Me roz dho k soti thi 1 dn unke dost ne un pr paan ki peek phenk di. Pehle to mene unko mara. [...]

Wife: Eik glass pani dedo

Husband: khud uth k pee lo

Wife: De Do na please..

Husband: aub manga tu thapar

maron ga..

Wife: ajj saturday night hai

yaad hai na??

Husband: Janu mathkay say laaun ya

cooler say??

Kehti ho tu 7up lay atta hun market say..:P:P

Har Mard ki biwi iss k liye heeray ki tarah hai

Jab k dosri auratain iss k liye lohaa

Tu pher wo shakhs kesay aqalmand ho sakta hai

jo heeray ko chord kar lohaay k peche bhagay..:)

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014