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Tuesday 11 March 2014

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Urdu Sms For Wife Biography

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WIFE’S POEM*

Husband hamara aisa ho

Pocket me jiske paisa ho

Lambi jiski height ho,

Par Gussa Uska Light ho

Jab saas se meri Fight ho

Kahe Jaanu Tum hi right ho…

Bewi shohar say

Bewi: App qurbani ka janwar laoo gaye?

Shohar: Begum mujhe he zibba kar lo

Bewi: Gadhay ki siruf kamai hilal hai

Qurbani nahi..:P:P

Har Mard ki biwi iss k liye heeray ki tarah hai

Jab k dosri auratain iss k liye lohaa

Tu pher wo shakhs kesay aqalmand ho sakta hai

jo heeray ko chord kar lohaay k peche bhagay..:)

Husband texts to wife on cell..

“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”

Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”

Husband: “Bloody English Language!

Wife (on phone) – Suniye ji,

window khul nahi rahi hai.

Husband- Aisa karo thoda tel

garam kar ke us par daal do.

Wife- Kya usse wondow khul

jayegi ?

Husband- ha, Try to karo.

After 15 mins , husband calls

wife.

Husband- Tumne try kiya ??

Wife- Haan kiya,

par ab to computer hi band ho

gaya..:P:P

Agar Husband Apni Wife k Liye

Car ka Drwaza

Kholy,

To…

Samajh Jao k…

Car Nayi Hai,

Wife Nayi Hai,

Wife “Nahi” hay..:P:P

WIFE’S POEM*

Husband hamara aisa ho

Pocket me jiske paisa ho

Lambi jiski height ho,

Par Gussa Uska Light ho

Jab saas se meri Fight ho

Kahe Jaanu Tum hi right ho…!

Husband: Mai Tumein TalaQ De kr

Dosri Shadi Kr0nga B.v: Mgr Q? Husband:

Imran Khan Ne Kaha Ke Khush

Haali K Lye Tabdili Zarori Hai.!

~*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*~

Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 larki ne Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?

Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,

Main pehle hi Pareshan hun ke woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

PAKISTAN BHR KI AURTO KA AITEMAD ARIEL Mere husbnd ko khane ki bilkul tameez ni Janwaro ki tara khana, phr hath b shirt se saaf kr lena. Unki 1 hi shirt ha Me roz dho k soti thi 1 dn unke dost ne un pr paan ki peek phenk di. Pehle to mene unko mara. [...]

Wife: Eik glass pani dedo

Husband: khud uth k pee lo

Wife: De Do na please..

Husband: aub manga tu thapar

maron ga..

Wife: ajj saturday night hai

yaad hai na??

Husband: Janu mathkay say laaun ya

cooler say??

Kehti ho tu 7up lay atta hun market say..:P:P

Har Mard ki biwi iss k liye heeray ki tarah hai

Jab k dosri auratain iss k liye lohaa

Tu pher wo shakhs kesay aqalmand ho sakta hai

jo heeray ko chord kar lohaay k peche bhagay..:)

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Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Sms For Wife Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Biography

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1 pagal har waqt kehta tha
“Ghulail Banao ga,Chirya maro ga”
“Ghulail Banao ga Chirya maro ga”
1 Din usko paglon k Dctr k pas le gay us ka elaj kia
Dr: AB KYA KRO GE?
PAGAL: Shadi karo ga nokri Dhondo ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
DR: Vry nice phir kya kro gy?
PAGAL: Bachon ko achy school Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday kron ga.Neker or shirt gift aayen gi
DR: GUD GUD PHIR?
PAGAL: unki nekar se lastic nikalon ga.
Phir
“Ghulail Bnaon ga or chryia maron ga.
Dr: lakh de lanat..:p:p

What is the MORAL of these Movies?
Ashiqui 2
JANNAT
DEVDAs
MURDER
FANA
Awarapan
&
TITANIC
Think!
.
.Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,
wo KUTTAY ki moat mara…:p:p
1 Larki Boht sakun se park
me bench pr leti thi
1 faqir aya or hans k bola
Hello darling :*
.
Larki ghuse se:
Tumhari jurat kese hui mujhe darling kehne ki?
.
Faqir:
sohnyo! Fir mere bed te ki pae krdey o..??:p:p
Special English shayari
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali of
mehbuba with very zor-
shor,
.
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali
of mehbuba with very
zor-shor,
.
.
.
The mehbuba jhaaki
from the door & boli
Mar gaya haramkhor..:p:p

1 sardar Paon mein rasi bandh rha tha
1 shakhs ne pocha>
kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar
khud-kushi
ADMI
lekin khud-kushi to gale
mein rasi bandh kar hoti hey
Sardar
pahley galay vich e paai c
mera tay saaa hi band hon lggya c..:p:p

Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,
Math men Q Nhi?
:
:
Sir:
Ziyada 3,5 na kr.
9,2,11 hoja.
Warna 5,7 mar dunga.
6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.
:
student:sir G Urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai khofnak subject hai..:)
Santa Jalebi bech raha tha
magar chilla raha
tha “Aalu LeLo Aalu”.
.
Ek Aadmi Bola
“Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir Aalu Aalu kyu chilla rahe
ho??
.
.
.
Santa Bola “Chup ho jaa saale warna
Makkhiyan Aa Jayegi..:p:p

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Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

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Sometimes you just want to

put other people’s happiness

before yours,

Because

They deserve it…

Sometimes you want to go out

of you way for the people

Just because

You know its important that

They get a chance to SMILE

Every One See

Who U Appear To Be

But

Only Few Know The

Real U,

They Can Only See

What U choose To Show ,

There’s So Much Behind

This Smile

U – JUST- DON’T- KNOW . .

To Create an ID on sMiLe sms CHAT (space) ID

Eg: CHAT Faisal

To Add Someone as Friend sms ADD (space) ID

To Update Status sms STATUS (space) Msg

To Comment on Someone Status sms Status Code (space) Comments

Eg: c1 Hi its nice

Status Codes are somewhat like Cxxx

Chupke se Chand ki Roshni Choo Jae ap ko!

Dheeray se ye Hawa kuch keh Jae ap ko

Dil se Jo Chahte

Ho Mang lo KHUDA se

Hum Dua Karein Ge

K Wo Mil Jae Aap Ko.

Chand Raat

Mubarak Ho

Chand Nazar Aa Gaya Hai

Mene

Abhe Apni Aankhon Se

Khud

Ainey Mein Dekha Hai..!!

Close your eyes and imagine my smiley face

my eyes

my nose

my lips

my hairs

ok DONE

Mubarak ho app ne Eid ka chand daikh lia

Chand Raat Mubarak,

Mubarak Ho,

Chand Nazar Aa Gaya Hai,

Mene

Abhe Apni Aankhon Se,

Khud

Ko,

Ainey Mein Dekha Hai..!!

Girl; Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho

Boy; Bolo Kya Karna Hai

Girl ; Chand Todkr La Sakte Ho

Boy ; Fir Eid Kya Tere Baap K Takle Ko Dekhkar Manaenge,,:P:P

Eid mubarak to your all family..!!

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Ya Allah…!!
Hum sab ko martay waqt
‘Kalma tayyiyaba’
Parhna Naseeb farma
(آمين)
Ameen SummaAmeen
Respect the old when you are
young… Help the weak when you are strong…
Forgive the fault when you are right…
because one day in life you may be….
OLD, WEAK, & WRONG!
1 aisi cheez jo raat se kali,din si safed he,jisse khay to haram ,piye to halal,jo aadmi din me 5 baar use krta he aur ladies ko life me ek baar to use krna chaiye ,ye 5 word ka alphabet he aur ye shuru meem se hota he,quran me 5 baar iska zikr huwa he
AHMED-E-MURSAL, FAKHR-E-DO AALAM,
“SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM”
.
ROOH-E-MUZAKKA, QALB MUNAWWAR’
“SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM”
.
AAPNE QURAN HUMKO DIYA HAI,
SAAHIB-E-IMAAN HUMKO KIYA HAI.
ALLAH ALLAH AM-E-MUJASSAM,
“SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM”
.
RAAH ME KAANTE JISNE BICHAYE,
GAALI DI PATTHAR BARSAYE,
UNPAR CHIDKI PYAR KI SHABNAM,
“SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM”
.
DAULAT DUNIYA SE MOO MODA,
RANJH KO UTHAYA HAQUE KO NA CHODA,
JISNE SATAYA USKO DUA DI,
“SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM”
.
KHAKE MADINA KHAKE SHIFA HAI,
WAJAH SUKOO HAI ZIKR-E-MUBARAK,
NAM-E-NABI HAR ZAKHM KA MARHAM,
“SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM”
.
ROZ-E-QAYAMAT SABKI ZUBAA PAR,
ALLAH ALLAH NAFSA NAFSI,
CHODKE DAAMAN JAAYE KAHAN HUM,
“SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM”
“I LOVE YOU”
Allah Sy Kaho!
.
“I MISS YOU”
Namaz Sy Kaho!
.
“I BELIEVE YOU”
Quran Sy Kaho!
.
“I TRUST YOU”
Rasool Sy Kaho!
.
“I HATE YOU”
Gunah Sy Kaho!
.
“I AM MUSLIM”
Fakhar Sy Kaho!
.
“NAMAZ QAIM KRO”
Sub Sy Kaho!
THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN :
The beauty of a woman lies IN HER SILENCE
rather than her speech
The beauty of a woman lies IN HER VEIL
rather than her face
The beauty of a woman lies IN HER SUBMISSION
rather that her leadership
The beauty of a woman lies IN HER SMILE
rather than her laughter
The beauty of a woman lies IN HER PATIENCE
rather than her inquisitiveness
The beauty of a woman lies IN HER ABODE
rather than her adventure
The beauty of a woman lies IN HER OFFSPRING
rather than herself
The beauty of a woman lies IN HER EXPERIENCE
rather than her age
The beauty of a woman lies IN HER HEART DEPTH
rather than in skin deep
The beauty of a woman lies IN HER KITCHEN
rather than in cubicles
The beauty of a woman lies in her PERSPIRATION
rather than her perfumes
The beauty of a woman lies in her LORD because he
is the creator of such a beautiful thing called “Woman”.

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Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye,
aur ladkiyo ko bhi.
.
.
Difference is that
ladkiyo ko Ashiqui 2 movie wala chahiye.
.
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.
And ladko ko..
.
.
.
.Murder2
.
.
Emran hashmi ki movies wala Chahiye..:p:p
Girl: Ur Name..??
.
Boy: Black Lion..
.
Girl: Are you joking..??
.
Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
.
Girl: soft Underwear..
.
Boy: Are you joking..??
.
Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda..:p:p
1 pagal har waqt kehta tha
“Ghulail Banao ga,Chirya maro ga”
“Ghulail Banao ga Chirya maro ga”
1 Din usko paglon k Dctr k pas le gay us ka elaj kia
Dr: AB KYA KRO GE?
PAGAL: Shadi karo ga nokri Dhondo ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
DR: Vry nice phir kya kro gy?
PAGAL: Bachon ko achy school Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday kron ga.Neker or shirt gift aayen gi
DR: GUD GUD PHIR?
PAGAL: unki nekar se lastic nikalon ga.
Phir
“Ghulail Bnaon ga or chryia maron ga.
Dr: lakh de lanat..:p:p
1 Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae.
Nurse: Is me 7 Tankey Lagen ge.
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo ge.
Nurse: 3000 rupayy.
Pathan: Baji sirf Tanka Lagwana Ha Karhai Ni krwani..:p:p
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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.
.
. Teacher- kyu.?
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.
?
Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the..:p:p
You hurt me at the extreme level,
I was silent.
You broke my heart,
I was silent.
You ignored me at worst,
I was silent.
You busy with others didn’t
even care for me,
I was silent.
Every time I texts you
But you didn’t reply,
I was silent.
But when you left me,
I burst into tears
because you hurt Me More Than I Deserve..!!
Manzil Bhi Kho Chuke Humsafar Bhi
Nahin Raha.
.
Meri Kisi Bhi Duaa Main Sayad Asaar
Hi Nahin Raha.
.
Jab Se Huyee Hai Dil Ko Khabar woh
bichaddh raha hai mujhse.
.
Lafzoon Ko Jodnay Ka Tabse Hunaar
Bhi Nahi Raha..!!
Jo Chalay to Jaan se Guzar Gaye
tujhe kya khabar mere hal ki
mere dard mere malal ki
ye mere khyal ka silsila
kisi yad se hai mila hua
usy dekhna usy sochna meri zindagi ka hai faysla,
ye usi ki palkon k saye hen
meri rooh me jo utar gaye
ye janoon-e-manzil-e-ishq hai
jo chalay to jaan se guzar gaye
Muje is mukam pe chorna
hai ye be-wafai ki intaha
k qafas ho jaise khuli qaza
nhi sukh ka saans mein loon sada
jinhe teri deed ki pyas thi
wo katore neno se bhar gaye
Ye janun e manzil e ishq ha
jo chalay to jaan se guzar gaye.

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