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There are 3 types of most

popular mills in Pakistan

1- Sugar Mill

2- Cloth Mill

Tu zara mujhe bahar mill

Aajkal k bacche.

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Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?

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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..

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Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!

Kya Padh Rahe Ho..

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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.

 

Bap: Aaj Mera Bacha Upset Q He..??

Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta

Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar

Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He

Sheikh: Pent di SiLai Kini a?

TaiLor: 300 Rupay

Sheikh: Te Nikkr di

TaiLor: Rs 100

Sheikh: Nikkr e C De, Lambai Pairan Tk Rkhi, Namaz v Parhni Hondi a.

Patient to Doctor: Apne nurse bauhat aachhi rakhi hai,

uska hath lagte he main theek ho geya..!!

Doctor: Janta hoon, thhapad ki awaaz

mujhe bhi sunai di thi.. :p:p

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi

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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi

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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain

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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

Ek Ladki Cosmetic Ki Dukan Par Gayi

Aur Dukandaar Se Boli.

Ladki: Bhaiya, Koi Achha Sa Shampoo Dena

Dukandaar Use Ek Shampoo Ki Bottle Deta Hai.

Ladki: Bhaiya, Is Ke Saath Jo Free Gift Hai Woh To Do

Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: Par Aisa Koi Gift Nahi Hai.

Ladki: Magar Bottle Pe To Likha Hai Dandruff Free

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larki rockkk dukandar shockkk

Pappu V/S Teacher

Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye.

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Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain,

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Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain..

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,

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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,

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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?

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Dadi sharmaty howe boli:

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Ammi ne jane nai diya

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain 

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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi 

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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi 

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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye

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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye

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Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….

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Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain

Urdu Funny Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Funny Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Funny Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Funny Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Funny Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Funny Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Funny Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Funny Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Funny Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Funny Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Funny Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014