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1 pagal har waqt kehta tha
“Ghulail Banao ga,Chirya maro ga”
“Ghulail Banao ga Chirya maro ga”
1 Din usko paglon k Dctr k pas le gay us ka elaj kia
Dr: AB KYA KRO GE?
PAGAL: Shadi karo ga nokri Dhondo ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
DR: Vry nice phir kya kro gy?
PAGAL: Bachon ko achy school Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday kron ga.Neker or shirt gift aayen gi
DR: GUD GUD PHIR?
PAGAL: unki nekar se lastic nikalon ga.
Phir
“Ghulail Bnaon ga or chryia maron ga.
Dr: lakh de lanat..:p:p


What is the MORAL of these Movies?
Ashiqui 2
JANNAT
DEVDAs
MURDER
FANA
Awarapan
&
TITANIC
Think!
.
.Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,
wo KUTTAY ki moat mara…:p:p
1 Larki Boht sakun se park
me bench pr leti thi
1 faqir aya or hans k bola
Hello darling :*
.
Larki ghuse se:
Tumhari jurat kese hui mujhe darling kehne ki?
.
Faqir:
sohnyo! Fir mere bed te ki pae krdey o..??:p:p
Special English shayari
.
.
.
‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali of
mehbuba with very zor-
shor,
.
.
‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali
of mehbuba with very
zor-shor,
.
.
.
The mehbuba jhaaki
from the door & boli
Mar gaya haramkhor..:p:p

1 sardar Paon mein rasi bandh rha tha
1 shakhs ne pocha>
kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar
khud-kushi
ADMI
lekin khud-kushi to gale
mein rasi bandh kar hoti hey
Sardar
pahley galay vich e paai c
mera tay saaa hi band hon lggya c..:p:p

Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,
Math men Q Nhi?
:
:
Sir:
Ziyada 3,5 na kr.
9,2,11 hoja.
Warna 5,7 mar dunga.
6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.
:
student:sir G Urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai khofnak subject hai..:)
Santa Jalebi bech raha tha
magar chilla raha
tha “Aalu LeLo Aalu”.
.
Ek Aadmi Bola
“Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir Aalu Aalu kyu chilla rahe
ho??
.
.
.
Santa Bola “Chup ho jaa saale warna
Makkhiyan Aa Jayegi..:p:p

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu SmS Funny Poetry Images Pic Free Shayari Messages Islamic Love Sad 2014